The year was 2078, and The Bionic Replica

The year was 2078, and The Bionic Replica of Jeb Bush was entering its 7th consecutive term as President of the United States of America and That One Real Nice Part of Asia. Jeb

had changed the country dramatically, finally ending the war on drugs, ending poverty all around the world, and eliminated every person with an ill thought to America via execution

in public. a new rein is now in the US. the rule of the Iron fist, Magneto's luitenent.

When Magneto's Lieutenant "Iron Fist" walked to the White House to claim control of the company and waded directly into a Gay Pride rally.

"Is this the gay men or the gay women parade?" Iron Fist wanted to know. Magneto face-palmed, then noticed that Iron Fist wasn't Iron Fist at all, but Iron Will. Minor difference.

Wolverina "The Metal Woman" Puckeridge retracted her claws - the Iron Will was dead on the floor like a turgid sausage, yet she could not reconcile with

the fact that she had used the word "turgid" in a sentence. "Turgid" had been her pet-name for her pet stoat, whose real name was

Stoat. To avoid confusion, though, she just started calling him Turgid Stoat. She tucked Turgid Stoat in her purse for protection. Much better than pepper spray. One dark night,

George W Bush jumped out at her in an alley way with a knife. The self defence Turgid Stoat sprang out of her purse and moved into action. George W Bush was

not as slow as everyone thought. He found the best point of view, set up his easel and canvas, and dashed off a painting of the lady and stoat that would make Leroy Neiman proud.