(was thinking of starting a dd/lg based book,

(was thinking of starting a dd/lg based book, would anyone be interested in helping?)

Dear Daniela, I would love to collaborate on your dd/lg project. However, I note that you are a stranger to capital letters, and although I love kink I love grammar more. Therefo

re I ask that you refrain from further postings on my thread. Frankly, the lack of capital letters and apostrophes is seriously dampening my libido and

makes me think you should sit in the corner and figure out how to rectify this situation. Learn to use proper punctuation and grammar, already! Don't make me come over there

and attach the training electrodes!" I said. Jack Horner sighed & sat in the corner. He used to think he was a good boy just for wiping his own ass. Now he had to fix his mistakes?

After a jolt and a spasm a giant chickenosaurus stood up pecked off Mr electrode's head & began destroying the lab. Jack Horner stood up ecstatic & screamed "It's alive! My baby!"

This baby was the "Fifth Child" that Doris Lessing wrote about. How else could it be a giant chickenosaurus? It was statistically impossible, per Jack Horner' s professor friends.

But statistics grew spongy when arrived at by the attach� in the hands of professors of the Enforcement Department, The Godfather, proprietor. If Lessing wrote about this 5th Child

again, I swore that I would have to slap him. I had grown tired of The Family running the police force and wanting nothing more than to kick Lessing's hoodlum arse down the stairs.

Ultimately though, I would knew my one hundred pound self was incapable of doing so.