Before helga met Pierre, she had been content

Before helga met Pierre, she had been content to tend her Holsteins in Alpine Meadows. But when the bereted Frenchman walked into her meadow, everything changed.

She instantly felt repulsed by him and at the same time thought that the blond guy helping him was so atractive.Helga ran to meet them and Peter said feeling hurt:

"Go to him Helga. I love you and my love is so pure I want you to be happy. Be with Neil Patrick Harris, I'll just be

shacked up here with goats. Helga hesitated at the mention of goats.

There were strict rules for Goat Club, and rule #1 was "Never talk about Goat Club." Helga was left without an explanation.

Unfortunately for Helga, rule #2 of Goat Club was "No Helgas". Her husband had invented Goat Club after Helga started horning in on poker night. John now spent his nights in the tr

.. tr ... trailer park, working on his stutter. The park was the home to the best speech therapist this side of

the office park. Sure, Dr. Wannatokgut was in building #3 on the south end, but the Segway was on the fritz, and stuttering Bob just didn't have the will

to live anymore. Not since they'd banned enZyte--the all-natural male enhancement supplement--and he'd lost his old nickname. He thought idly of the Doc before turning back to

his home movie collection. "I guess this is retirement" he said, not sure whether he was relieved or disappointmed. And that was the story of Hardy Wang, the only Chinese pornstar