Jeb Maverick was the original cowboy troll,

Jeb Maverick was the original cowboy troll, dating back to San Fran '49. He was known to shout "Gold!" in crowded saloons and

tie the laces or horseshoes together while they were looking away. If trolling was an art form, Jeb Maverick was a Wild Western Picasso, tipping over occupied outhouses and

depositing fresh fecal matter into deposit envelopes down at the local Savings & Loan. Most of his pranks involved bodily wastes and he'd developed a series of unfortunate maladies

associated with having a tape word because he'd eaten some really warm steak tar-tar. But he'd collected the most vile things his body could produce for this prank and

the tape word is truly a vile creature, similar to a book worm. He released one on his unsuspecting roomy, he ended up with the jingle for Dr. Pepper stuck in his head for hours.

His fat roomie failed the oral exam with Dr. Pepperman for obvious reasons. He recorded Mr. Rogers "Would you like to be my neighbour" song, spliced it out & put the "tape word" in

stead of 'neighbour'. That got Mr. Rogers very upset. In fact, it got him so upset, he turned green, his muscles swelled up and looked like someone I vaguely remembered (from what?

anyway, he was certain it was not important). What was urgent now was a way to escape from Elm Street before the big green and extremely well built Mr Rogers attacked. He quickly

left for a tour at sea with the Merchant Marines. Ahhhh, the sea. It was beautiful, but even 3 months in, he still missed Mr. Rogers. Ahhhh, the sweaters

and the shoes! What was up with those scary puppets though? After a strict diet of seaweed, baby shrimp and fruit (for fear of getting scurvy) Marvin was ready to go back home.