While Julie was walking down the street,

While Julie was walking down the street, an alien ship appeared. She screamed and ran toward home. The alien creatures chased her. Just as she was opening her door, one of them

asked her for her help. His name was ET. He asked Julie if she had a way to communicate with his mothership. Julie looked at him with disbelief. She said

ET you better phone home! "Okay dont tell me what to do," said ET because (s)he wanted to watch Glee. "NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! You're running out of time! ET, phone home!" Julie nearly

opened the cage and allowed the Gremlins out to attack this stupid alien. The alien had overstayed his invitation to her home and was now making a mess in the kitchen. She opened

a can of peaches, they always relaxed her. How was she to know that aliens thrive off tinned fruit. Before her eyes it

tore open, the fruit juices dripping on the table. The can of peaches twisted for a few seconds, then manifested a tiny cannon. The alien inside aimed at her, unloading explosive

Cling rays at her cowering form. The alien's voice emanated from the number 10 can, heavy and syrupy. Georgia, it said, I am going to kill you like I did Melba, and then

hide your remains so the fuzz can never find you. Or I may burn you and your neck tar I shall donate to the cobbler. Georgia wasn't at all

that impressed. She feared the cobbler, and most of all the pit and its frogs. She was not a well woman. His threats continued

until morale improved, which took quite a while, truth be told.