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Have you ever thought what life would be

  • Have you ever thought what life would be like if you were a mouse ? well i know what its like cause i am a mouse.

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  • I've been a mouse since the 10th of January, 2014. On that fateful day, I was trawling for good story material in a paper bag filled with old newspapers when I read a strange adver

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  • se effect could be had by folding a piece of old newspaper along angles that were not quite prime numbers. I did not have my protractor handy, but inasmuch as I am now a mouse, one

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  • two three four five six seven and it was done. That was a new mouse record. The golden academy for mice applaused ferociously at my elite maths skills, before awarding me my own

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  • Golden Mouse Wheel Award. Sure, it was from the Golden Academy for Mice, but it is still racist! I was a mouse & I took pride in my species. I took out my prepared rejection speech

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  • "This RACIST award denigrates me & all mousekind," I quavered. I went to kick the Golden Mouse Wheel but felt irresistibly attracted... drawn onto its rungs. I began to run without

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  • Clothes on and was arrested for streaking. But I was a mouse so who needed clothes? The police arrested my dollelganger and I was free forever! I went to a Mouse Colony and lived

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  • the life of Riley. Rodney Rutherford Xavier Riley, if you needs specifics. My great grandfather, actual rubbing nasties great grandfather, had had the first Martian Concession at

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  • the New Apollo colony on Mars's Northern Pole. The Martians had thought Martian Concessions would kill humans. Not only did my grandfather survive, he became much stronger, able to

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  • leap wide Martian canals in a single bound. They called him Supergramps, and when the Martian Concession stands started selling Supergramps t-shirts, planetary peace was achieved.

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