He was a Zen fanatic and did three lines

He was a Zen fanatic and did three lines of Matcha before each judo match. He wasn't sure if that counted as doping

but he knew the poison-tipped hook up his sleeve was definitely cheating. This Zen fanatic approached his judo opponent. Just then he was struck with a giant itch from the

bugs crawling out of his skin. He was pretty sure they were real (this time), so he employed the ancient judo technique of "stop, drop, and roll." His opponent lunged at him, but

caught himself, as this would have entailed face-planting where the rolling figure now grunted and squealed about the various insects crawling out their exodus from his body.

But 'better in than out when it comes to invading body insects' is my motto! The prone figure grunted and a cockroach exited from his belly button. Its tiny voice shouted, "I've co

habitated with a tape worm and I can't take it anymore!" Good grief, tape worms AGAIN? !Get up, ya big lug!" I shouted & kicked the big lug in the nuts to make him get up. "You're

worthless as tits on a boar hog!" I felt bad though when tape worms began spilling out of him. Then I looked. Wait, is that a tape word?! Vile creature! Bane of libraries! Destroye

d my eBook reader and a stack of iPads I had stored under a loose tile in the bathroom floor. Tape worms have been banned from the library ever since. A sign on the library

was falling off the wall and I couldn't read what it said but there was a drawing of a tape worm in the corner.The librarian did not look so good."Have you seen alien?"I asked her

and she did not understand my question cause she wasn't there anymore.Her body was,but her soul had traveled away and was never to come back to that bag of bones she became.