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testing, 1, 2, 3. Is this thing on? The crowd yelled "tell a joke!" and I got nervous, because I don't know many jokes, well here goes nothing. Squawkers walks into a whore house

and after they are done, the main hooker says, how are you going to pay for this? and then Squawkers says, put it on my bill! Silence, radio silence. I try another joke, this open

mic night at The Menagerie Comedy Club was not going well. Squawkers & I looked at each other, then back at the hostile audience. Should we bolt? But then Squawkers started to sing

. A heckler in the audience demanded that Squawkers open his beak wider so that those in the back rows could hear. Clearly the man was suffering from some serious beak envy.

Suddenly a srekwauqs appeared like a shadow to the majestic bird. It's beak leaving no doubt as to its veracity.

The Srekwauqs wasn't your typical Palendromadary creature, for it harbored mutations, its bodyplan nearly reversed by Thorax a relative of the Lorax. Squawkopeterix chirped a might

y warning signal, but it had no mandibles, no beak, no teeth & no claws. Thus the Squawkopeteri quickly became endangered, prompting caveman Ugg to start the Save The Squawkopeteri

roundtable debate, even though round wasn't invented yet. "We must save those species evolution delegates to us," said Ugg. "The Squawkopeteri needs our epigeneticist's rain dance

but before that, we better change our names because it sound really weird. Yes, that's how the change will begin." responded Feefadvera while eating the sticks left by the monkey.