'The 7 Habits of a Highly Effective Chick

'The 7 Habits of a Highly Effective Chick Sexers' #1: KEEP IT SIMPLE. There's only 2 sexes a chick can be. Don't complicate by having 4 or 10 sexes. A chick isn't a fungus. Kapish?

#2: CLOACA: IT'S NOT JUST A VENT! One bump or two. Their's feather sexing too! Chicken Sexing is an opportunity to travel. See the worlds Chicken Cloacas! #3:

#3: Chicken sexting! There's more to chicken sexing than acts of pheasical passion. Get your dirty cluck on! Sign up today and get 80 anytime minutes free! #4:

Have you been victimized by unwanted, fowl texts? Spammed with photos of cocks, breasts, and thighs? If so, then sign up today and get a free 3 hour interrogation! #5:

Pillows all flat and dingy? The Sleepers Comfort Reform Act guarantees a good night's rest. Just use the discount code "sheeple" in any of your internet postings or emails. #6:

This isn't like the rest of the things on this list, please listen, this is a cry for help, I'm trapped in an off-world paper factory and I need to warn you, DON'T- #7:

listen to the previous folder, begging for help. That paper factory is actually quite safe, and this list of "dont's" is nothing but for your own good. Let's go on: DON'T -#8:

DON'T -#8: Cut your toenails with a scythe. "What a ridiculous rule!" Someone protested. The list of dont's went on. DON'T -#9:

forget what your mother always said: wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident. DON'T #10:

DON'T get distracted by your own creativity and neglect to finish your FoldingStory properly. If you follow all of the above rules, you will live happily ever after.