FoldingStory is a group storytelling game.
Enter the fold.
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a goddamned hermaphrodite. Great. It's like I was stuck in that goddamned song by the Kinks, "Lola". Oh well, I'd read on an imageboard that it wasn't gay unless balls touched, so -
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Horrible, no good, dirty-rotten, son-of-a-biscuit -
14
The sea monkeys had stumbled right into her body through her ear. Two of the sea monkeys got wax-trapped and died. The other 45 trudged on, this mission was for the universe. -
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How could she have known that dinner would be pure poultry in motion? Mrs. Butterworth spent so much time on the bottle, the turkey took her totally by surprise. Her funeral -
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If only I was whiter than this. The world would be complete. Instead I sit here upon my throne of lies and watch the world burn. This is my story. This is my fate. It is not mine.