Behold!
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Behold!
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My discovery! Take any element of the periodic table and add the suffix "-poisoning" and you'll probably find someone who has died from it. For this discovery, I'll undoubtedly
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win the Ig Nobel prize. I rushed to the computer to nominate myself for the prize. Only to find, to my dismay, that the computer
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had a virus that caused it to email my home-made porn instead of my Nobel Prize nomination. Surprisingly, I won, coming first in the category of coming first.
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The awards ceremony was not so lavish,nor dress code as formal as the Nobels,but the Golden Dildo made a fine figure next to the Golden Turd on my mantle,a real conversation piece!
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But after noticing that every single one of my awards were shaped after embarrassing objects, I decided to move on to something less
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suited to innuendo and gutter mindedness. My therapist would be so happy, I was ignoring phallic symbols and other things. My GutterMind Syndrome was getting better, I thought. Pen
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s and pencils, however, still caused me to spontaneously shout "Cock" and "Prick" at the sight of them followed by deep, uncontrollable bouts of laughter. I hadn't been cured comp
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Letely of the sinus infection, so my cough must have scared them. Pope Pius XI was out taking a walk when the legless pigeon found him. He blessed it and me too, simultaneously.
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I was pissed by this 2-for-1 business & was about to tell the Pope where to go but he smiled upon us so beatifically that I built a little wheelchair for the pigeon, who flew away.
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- Started
- 2015-11-23 18:46:20
- Finished
- 2016-03-19 01:36:46
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SlimWhitman Mar 19 2016 @ 10:03
@Gibber, your finishing fold makes for a nice picture and fits well with the semipenultimate fold ;-)
Gibber Mar 19 2016 @ 13:16
Thanks, Slim!