A girl and her brother lived in a nice home

A girl and her brother lived in a nice home in a nice neighborhood. One day, they were playing in their backyard, when a bunch of plants came out of nowhere and started attacking

them, then they recruited the zombies to fight the plant apocalypse, later some people made this into a video game, but that is not important, the plants would eat

nutrients from the soil though roots. The roots of the plants feast on the rich and fatty liquids released from a cache of decomposing clowns. The clown genocide happened

after a clique of humorless circus goers sat in the front row of the big top. The clowns were doing their usual routine, when all of a sudden something went terribly wrong:

so terrible that details of the incident were suppressed by The State and the big top audience died in unusual accidents over the next year. Only 1 clown survived - in the Atacama

desert. He moonlit at the various observatories in the area cheering the lonely astronomers during their nightly vigils with planetary slapstick. He wore 3 swing rings and mooned

the moon to the delight of the star enthusiasts. Who knew that astronomers were fans of meta comedy? Other than this, he would occasionally go to

The sinkhole to retrieve remnants of hman obsequousness in times of darkness. The feral cats were watching for food to appear when the stores closed. There were good steaks and

weenies to be had at the after 4th of July sale, and no cat could resist the haunting glow cast by a blue light special at K-Mart. The throbbing hoard converged on the local

truck stop for a celebratory picnic. Some humans died of ptomaine poisoning, but most cats merely moved on to subsequent lives, except Mitzy, who was finally accepted into heaven.