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1 Jimbeau's photo

Somewhere…David Lynch is smiling…

2 LordVacuity's photo

I bet he is smiling on his face.

3 SlimWhitman's photo

lynchy (alt. lynchian)
adj.
1. The property of existence which is surreal and akin to a David Lynch movie.

4 Woab's photo

Lynchy is ginchy.

5 LordVacuity's photo

Pinche Lynch.

6 Chaz's photo

So long! GOOD-BYE! We all had a good CRY! But don’t be BLEAK! Turn on next WEEK! to David Lynch’s FUUUN HOOOOUSSE!!

7 PurpleProf's photo

A brilliant opening, Chaz. You practically guaranteed a story that would make perfect David Lynch sense!

8 LordVacuity's photo

There is no Dayna, there is just Xur!


Or did I get that wrong again? Should I have said Sigourney? Norman baits bears in a brisk Barrow half night.

9 LordVacuity's photo

I don’t care. I said what I said.
I did what a did.
A squid costs a quid.
A kid napping was a napping kid, who wasn’t eating the for a quid squid.
A PID is a PID, Unless it wasn’t a PID but a PID that didn’t even belong on the schematic let alone on the board. Etched in and mislabeled a PID. Which the production people thought was a PID. Again, it wasn’t. But they assumed it was a PID because, hello, it was labelled a PID.
A Beatrice is a Kidd.

10 LordVacuity's photo

Getting some grub in my maw is where I am now, you all.

11 LordVacuity's photo

Again,


I’m just saying.

12 LordVacuity's photo

for the record: I never watched Even Stevens or Steven, Even Had A Chance With Her. But it turns out the girl from one of those shows reminded me that I never used to be just saying stuff for no reason. I thought I would give it a try. It sank into the lagoon. I tried again. It sank in a blue lagoon, twice. I tried again. I’m not a quitter. Look at it laddie. If I had been a quitter do you think I’d have everything you see before us?

Senor Don Quixote looked down as his son’s rheumy blind eyes and felt the lie die on his lips.

13 LordVacuity's photo

I can’t be the first to have imagined a disillusioned Quixote. I’d definitely ride a mule behind that.

14 LordVacuity's photo

I think I just realized that I’ve forgotten my bit of Cervantes. Or what I thought I knew of his work. A work that inspired Paul Menard to emulate him without ever reading the original. He didn’t want his letter by letter matching original creation to be tainted by his, Cervantes’, version.

15 LordVacuity's photo

The original original. Cervantes’ original. Unless Menard pulled off a Hedley Lamarr to 17the century living conditions on the Iberian peninsula. In the shadow of a spreading of a more devout form of Spanish Catholicism.

Could Menard have done that?

Of course not. Only Hedley Lamarr can pull off a Hedley Lamarr.

16 LordVacuity's photo

Hedy Lamar, on the other had though. I’d like to Hedly her Lamar if her Lamar was inclined to be Hedied. But that is another of those pesky 1001 stories that I have to give you each night.

17 LordVacuity's photo

To be clear: I would never assume Hedy’s or any other person’s inclination towards their Lamar. I would want there to be a clear understanding that I was given consent as I, in turn, was giving to them. Any variations to that model would be arrived at by mutual deliberation. If a SAFE WORD was to be required it would not be the SAFE WORD from Eurotrip.

18 BlastedHeath's photo

Dear LordVacuity, I hope you don’t mind if I read your posts back to front, as I used to do back in the day of magazines (of the paper variety).

19 LordVacuity's photo

You do you, boo. It is all cool.

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