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Diapers. Hoover called it his Diaper-rama. He used a soiled "Depends" to sculpt the famous figure of Russian culture known as -
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Drunken Obsessive Disorder was a style of marching developed by the UC Santa Cruz Marching Band to protest against the establishment. The Drum Marching Academy wanted to squash Dod -
because of the stupidity of the name. DOD. Drunken. Obsessive. Disorder. The worst possible name for a marching style. 'Yes, let's have a heap of drunk dudes marching.' The thought -
of a precise formation of drunks spreading out with their random walks made me dizzy. The spreading Gaussian distribution would hold the original shape. Fuzzy letters could be made -
by nanofluctuations in the eigenstate parameters used by the array. When sufficiently fuzzy the letters were projected across the Vapor every night as Backward Planets of the Milky -
Way gazed on in horror. "What does it mean?" they asked. "It means we should attack immediately!" shouted Captain Saturn as he took charge (as usual). His crew was on edge as he -
grabbed the sports section of the newspaper. “I’ll be in the head, THEN we attack,” Captain Saturn announced as he left. With advantage and momentum lost, his crew gazed in shock -
, confuzzled, as their leader sauntered away whistling the theme from 2001 Space Odyssey. "Jello shots anyone?" Gustav, the always optimistic, asked. Yeah, sure, why not...
Comments
Poor Captain Saturn! Had to answer the call of nature and missed the Jello shots!
By TarotGuy on March 28, 2018 @ 18:22
But ya gotta admit that Jello shots enhance the Drunken Obsessive Disorder experience.
By Woab on March 29, 2018 @ 10:02
The chances of alcohol being mentioned somewhere in a FoldingStory is always pretty good. BTW, here is a recipe for “The Classiest Jello Shots on the Planet” discovered by a fellow named (no lie) TREVER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-jello-on-14615410
By PurpleProf on March 29, 2018 @ 12:23
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