Finn the Human was striding gallantly through

Finn the Human was striding gallantly through the outskirts of the ice kingdom when he discovered a ring. This ring was of incomparable beauty. It was the ring of power.

He knew that no one could know that he found it. He slipped it in his pocket, and began to return home. However, He wasn't the only one who was there. There was far worse to come.

When papa figures out the he took his wallet, papa would be furious. Yet,

he just couldn't resist the impulse. He had to take the wallet no matter the consequences.

He slipped his hand into the pocket. He would either snag the beautiful wallet, along with all it's contents, or, he would find himself fondling

a stranger on the subway, but who doesn't love a good fondling after a long day at work? He reached his hand into her pocket aaaand no plump, beautiful wallet. The breast pocket

only contained pistol clips, and the other breast was lined with grenades. It was at this point he realized that he wasn't fondling and robbing just any passenger, but a member of

the Irish Republican Army. She hadn't moved a muscle during the grope but now locked eyes with him and put on a broken grin. She said "No problem dearie. Here, just hold this for

me, would ya?" The dashing young Irishman was happy to oblige, and with nimble hands he caught what she was offering. "Wow," he remarked, just at the onset of the Easter Rising.

"Well, that's it then. ll that remains is for us to marry and bear baby chicks." "We'll live with the elves who will teach us to eat spiders." He smiled, as the kittens sang.