They might have "The Running of the Bulls"
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They might have "The Running of the Bulls" in Pamploma Spain, but in Hammond, Wisconsin they have the "Running if the Llamas,"
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I hear you thinking, "What sissies!", but they run nude, and llamas spit. Besides that they kick & neck wrestle. The "Running of the Llamas" really put Hammond, WI on the map when
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"Worlds Largest Cheddar Wedge" failed to draw the crowds of tourists that Hammond so desperately needed to survive and make it into round 2 of Battle of the Midwestern Towns, the
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contest that had pitted neighbour against neighbour, cousin again cousin, as the most obscure attractions vied for public support. It was hard to beat the winner of 1863 because
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everybody loves a corn maze. But Betty Lou's giant ball of used panty hose and Mr. Dickens' topsy turvy pineapple right-side-up cake were hot contenders. The judges this year were
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a mix of fat Star Trek fanboys and Flying Spaghetti Monster worshippers. So it would be difficult to impress them with mere pantyhose and baked goods. The corn maze needed more
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derogatory remarks and malicious stereotypes, so who stronger to enforce negative tropes than by infusing them with some Forrest Gump-style southerners? Within a day, hooting and
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Hooters were finally united in an unholy alliance of raunch and nature. Hot Wings and Hollering were summoned from the Southern part of Hell and now they were here, ready
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to admit objectifying women is a trait of a masculine culture. Masculine culture are also have more prevalent religious culture. The number of women in management roles is
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stabilizing now, though, especially in churches. Why only last month, Sister Mary Elizabeth got promoted to CEO of the Vatican. Pope Benedict was immensely relieved. Finally...pax.
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Chaz Jan 14 2013 @ 01:32
True story: I did attend the Running of the Llamas. http://therunningofthellamas.com/
SlimWhitman Jan 14 2013 @ 05:52
I have just one question: Is the T-shirt made of llama wool?