Snick snack patty whack. Jiggidy jack.

Snick snack patty whack. Jiggidy jack.

Kerplack! Whack. Whack. Whizz, burr. Cough.

Robin knew that Bruce might hurt himself one day with his Bat power tools, but for now he would stand by just in case. Ordinarily huevos rancheros would not be a crime scene, but

here the eggs were a part of a criminal network of evil ovoids. Batman & Robin stared suspiciously at the huevos rancheros. Batman used his uranium powered bat fork to poke at the

spicy concoction. But before his batfork could touch the huevos, he stopped mid-poke, batsenses tingling. Now they'd never know the effect of uranium on fine cusine. Why? The Joker

had replaced the U-235 with Pu-239. Neutrons from the huevos initiated a runaway chain reaction -- a thermonuclear explosion right in their faces! What could save the Dynamic Duo

but ANOTHER TICKING TIME BOMB! & high noon to boot. Right in the middle of the Huevos Hour! If it went off the whole coast would be smothered in ranchero sauce! Radiation or salsa?

That was the slogan of the festival the Spanish tortillas adopted. They were the original omelette, after all. Huevos rancheros were just cheap imitations, they thumbed their noses

at nachos and beer. No, they insisted on Burro Burritos, Chile Con Carne Con Cojones, Zarigüeya Chicharrón, Gringas con Gringos Gorditos, Mancha Manatee Manteles,

and other items that weren't on the menu. While they argued with the waiter, I slipped out the bathroom window and made my escape. Sometimes I can still smell them coming after me.