I was driving through a stretch of desert

I was driving through a stretch of desert west of Flagstaff when I heard Dr. Margulis on a radio talkshow discussing the Gaia Hypothesis. "We're entering menopause. Expect hotflash

and frigidity...wich is an oxymoron but all about women may sooner or later turn into one.And Mother Earth is the ultimate girly girl."Gaia watched the interview with

Martin Bashir. All the hand holding and odd behavior made Gaia feel a little uneasy." Said Father Time, he leaned on his scythe, he had all the time in the world.

He had roast beef or mutton every weekend. Mother of Invention was a fantastic cook. She wasted nothing. Her skill at creating something out ofnothing was unprecedented.

That was a bold statement and many heads turned to see the outcome. God, for his proof, said fiat lux, and it was. Mother of Invention only had her meat cleaver. It was a tie but

Father Time and Mother Nature saw they had something going with their newfangled "evolution" process. Old Man River and Old Man Winter totally froze up on the spot at a crucial

moment during Act Two, and it took two members of the crew to shuffle them offstage. Little Miss Sunshine tried saving the day by singing "Harvest Moon", but by then the audience

longed to use their tomatoes & rotten lettuce. The stage manager knew it was time & lit the “THROW” sign. Suddenly Little Miss Sunshine was pelted by a huge load of produce & eggs.

The audience loved it, the sickos. Little Miss Sunshine danced and danced while being showered by a ridiculous amount of groceries. The stage was literally filling up to her eyes.

She leapt for joy (and applause) and, landing on a tomato, slipped & fell into the orchestra pit & through a kettle drum. "Bravo! Bravo!" The audience was on their feet. Magnifico!