Groid Buttenberg didn't know it was a crime

Groid Buttenberg didn't know it was a crime to fart in an elevator in Texas until he was apprehended by Looneyville's Tough on Tootin' Sheriff Jesse Arpeggio in a sting operation

which Groid Buttenberg's attorney Lyol Flankersteam established was pure "entrapment!" "Why, why else would the police be selling chilli down by the elevators?" He snapped

his fingers and 3 ninja legal assistants leaped to his defense. The DA gnashed his teeth and activated his Mech Superiorum armor. "Point of Order, Ka-Pow! Ka-Pow!" The judge sent

him flying, "Eat gavel, Ninjattorney!" No legal-savvy shadow assassin would make a mockery of his courtroom. Gathering the last of his energy, he cried out- "Lawtobots, ASSEMBLE!"

They took the form of Optimus Crime, imposer of justice, wielder of the Sacred Branch of Interpretation. There were many gallery casualties as Optimus Crime smacked Ninjattorney

on the thighs with his Sacred Branch. Inasmuch as Ninjattorney was well-versed in verbiage but lacked integral training, Optimus Crime's smackdown made ninja stars and verbal darts

weaponus non grata. Optimus Crime crashed into Ninjattorney's sumptuous chambers grabbing him by the throat. "Yea, you're a mouthy git, granted, but tell your clients that the stro

be light torture is gonna start in 10 minutes if they don't comply!" Ninjattorney reached under his desk & pressed the emergency red button. Optimus Crime still had him by the neck

but the button was sticky from gum. Ten minutes passed. Optimus Crime began torturing Ninjattorney with song: "If yousa wantsa be mesa luvah, yousa gotsa get withum mesa friendsa!"

Ninjattorney was normally a Spice Girls fan, but Crime's rendition sounded strangely similar to Jar Jar Binks. Spice or no spice, that was scary, and that's when Ninja broke free!