Agony Aunt smiled at the postmaster, enjoying

Agony Aunt smiled at the postmaster, enjoying the thought that he could smell her.

Her stench was world famous for causing seizures and uncontrollable gas. She knew it wouldn't kick in until the next day when she new the post master had a hot date with her ex.

She called it the slow fuse halitosis stamp lick, Aunt Agony's personal silent-but-deadly. Her Ex, knowing her machinations, hid a filter under his Movember beard. Her stinkletter

couldn't penetrate his Movember beard 'stache combo. He was safe from Aunty Agony's smellogram, but she was determined to get revenge. She asked Father Montezuma for guidance

and the old priest scratched his Movember 'stache as he uttered wise words of advice: "The Lord shall repay, vengence is His, thus sayeth..." Aunty Agony did not like his reply and

took revenge on him right then and there, thus securing her place in Heaven. Aunty Agony then got on her skateboard and did tricks on hand rails until a security guard ran her off.

Little did he know that this will lead to a massive wart appearing on his nose. The only way he could get rid of it was to find Aunty Agony and help her finish her mission.

Aunty Agony had never seen a wart as big as the one on his nose. "Gracious! It's the size of Jabba the Hut! Let me get my meat cleaver!" After he and Jabba had been separated, they

had sex, "For old times sake", they both said. Then Jabba called an Uber to take him to Muscle Beach. As he watched Jabba drive away Aunty Agony put her 3 hands on his shoulders.

One hand was not hers. She stole it from Cousin Trauma. It was the same size.