The sky was on fire. Not in a beautiful,

The sky was on fire. Not in a beautiful, metaphorical, take a picture with your phone sense. In a ohmygodeverythingsgoingtodie sense. I pushed my way into the cave, screaming for

Zood, gesturing at the burning sky. Zood stumbled out of our cave, knuckles dragging behind him. "Ice age over," he said, grinning. "We can evolve now." I scratched my armpit &

found a grissly lump that tasted like a primitive form of gherkin. Somewhere in his future grave Darwin rolled his eyes imploring 'Evolve already!' Zood farted & said, "Me Cromagno

n. Homo-sapien." The other cavemen laughed & pointed. "HOMO sapien!" they taunted. Zood's rainbow colored spear was a dead giveaway. "Neanderthals! All of them!" Zood decided. Evol

is like worse than Evil" Satan explained to Hitler. "You see, evil, is like bad, evil, but EVOL? Evol his like really bad." Satan swigged his Miller thoughtfully. Hitler and Zood

were dancing together now, flames lapping up around their torsos. Hitler bent Zood over ready to present the kiss of death when Satan roused as abrupt as war hammer in a battle of

chess. Hitler dropped Zood and turned to face Stalin; the two braced themselves for an epic war. Then they began to sissy-slap each other furiously. Then Hitler's wife walked by,

It turned her on to see the men slapping each other. Hitler and stalin began a naked pilow fight that quickly turned to some light petting. Hitlers wife was filming them. Stalin

wasn't sure. He felt nervous and hesitant. Hitler wasn't letting up though, he clearly wanted to move things along. "Stalin, what's the problem?" Hitler's wife asked. "Well, the th

is all just seems a bit excessive, don't you think?" "Well... I mean, it's for a good cause..." Stalin hesitated. "Yeah... I guess. I just don't want to be 'that guy', you know."