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CLASSIFIED: When SlimWhitman reaches 10,000

  • CLASSIFIED: When SlimWhitman reaches 10,000 points in FoldingStory, this website will self-destruct within 30 seconds.

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  • Do not - I repeat - do NOT like SlimWhitman's folds. Foldingstory cosmos is a real multiverse. The 'stories' actually take place there. However we have discovered that by liking

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  • even a single fold, there are repercussions throughout all dimensions. This is especially true for SlimWhitman's folds, for reasons that cannot be discussed. ***SEVERE FOLD ALERT:

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  • I'll take my chances and hope that I won't stumble, trip, fall into someone's shoulder, and *accidentally* bite them while continuing this fold. The chances are probably slim

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  • that I won't harm someone while writing this fold. Several people I follow are no longer writing on FS. I think I killed them with either my razor sharp wit or my dead reckoning.

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  • Another reason that people might stop writing on FS is that if they follow me, I then bombard them with unwanted writing advice and try to sell them my poetry (which is a bargain

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  • at all-you-can-carry for a vow of eternal servitude. As a bonus most of it is written in crayon in a language I invented. ACT NOW) But I think most people who quit FS do so because

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  • they are being tortured by their ex-lovers who are posting crap about them which is probably 75% true and they don't want to be reminded that they suck at life. So, you gunna sign

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  • in blood or what? It's just your soul. Nothing much. No more than 21g of your entire body weight. A negligible little thing for what I offer. Revenge, pure and sweet. Can't ask for

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  • more. Trust me, you won't even miss it. Hmm? You said okay? Alright, the deal is sealed. Tonight, when you transcend the boundaries of soullessness, take the sweet revenge!

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5 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Dec 25 2014 @ 11:02

    Wait a minute -- Slim has over 11K folds now. We must have gone past the event horizon!

  2. SlimWhitman Dec 25 2014 @ 16:37

    We're in a different multiverse now - one where likes weigh no more than 21g, so fold away fellow foldizens and like what you like. It won't add up to much mass. Trust me. ;-)

  3. PurpleProf Dec 25 2014 @ 23:56

    Yes, yes...that's exactly right ^^ OH and MERRY CHRISTMAS, FS Friends!

  4. SlimWhitman Jan 01 2015 @ 03:34

    ... and Happy New Year!

  5. zxvasdf Jan 21 2015 @ 19:50

    I think this fold accidentally bled in from another universe, the resulting explosion slash implosion of that folding story website reverberating across the multiversal membranes.

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