Debbie couldn't sleep. The results of the

Debbie couldn't sleep. The results of the European elections were due & she couldn't wait to discover the new composition of the European Parliament. She heard a sound from the riv

er Thames. Over the loudspeakers, the Queen announced she was was dissolving the parliament and reinstating the monarchy. Debbie knew she had to act quickly. She rushed to

royal valet, whispered in her ear, and her Knighthood granted her access to the inner circle of the reinstated Monarchy. Debbie exerted her influence on the Queen to reform England

's Muffins. Debbie hated the way English Muffins were designed. She hated the pock-marks on the inside. Debbie wanted square crusted muffins. Her hatred for traditional muffins

led to an estrangement from her friends who liked it when butter and jam slid into the pockmarked surfaces of their English muffins. Dismayed, Debbie designed her own cakes, which

sold well on the strength of word alone that she decided to seek an estrangement with the World itself by opening Debbie's Cakes out of a small storefront in the Omaha Business Par

Adigm. Adigm was the latest business venture for my uncle's real estate conglomerate. Adigm and Debbie collaborated on creating a cake from organic sources such as the local heroes

Herbs and various spices,Debbie on the novelist side knew she not only had to bake her cake golden brown but also had her work cut out ahead of herself.slight shivers ran threw her

timbers, and the timbers were thrown from the ship. Debbie had meant to use those timbers to stoke the oven. Now her cake was doomed. That year's Betty Crocker award went to

Penny, the pig in a wig, Debbie's archnemesis. Another year of a pig stealing the Betty Crocker award right out from under Debbie's nose!