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why am i here

  • why am i here
  • The bar came down across my chest. I don't remember getting onto this ride. "Keep hands inside at all times, enjoy your experience." The Grim Reaper pulled the lever.
  • "OFF!" I screamed immediately."I want off this ride NOW!" "Too late, friend," The Grim Reaper chucked his chin at me & we plunged into the dark abyss.Laughing, tortured clown faces
  • of various actors who played the Joker on the big screen & were now burning in hell for their misdeeds. "But it wasn't real!" I cried as Death & I descended further, bitch slapping
  • the soul of Jim Nabors as it ascends to heaven. "Gol-ly!" it cheerfully exclaims as it rises into the land of milk and graham crackers. Death laughs as he drags me further down
  • . "Surprise, surprise, surprise!" It's all I hear as the darkness enfolds itself around me. Death smiles. I cower. I want to go back to the sunny side, even if I do have to listen
  • to a long-winded power point presentation about the influence of unhealthy lifestyle choices on bowel, kidney & heart function.The last slide reads The End (your end). Death smiles
  • As its scythe is magically presented and starts digging a hole. Death asks you to go ahead and have that mincemeat pie.
  • So you sit down, and cut a slice of pie for yourself. You take a bite, aware Death is anxiously watching your reaction. You smile. "Thanks."
  • Right away, you know it has way too much ash in it but you finish it anyway. "Mmmm, that was good. Can I have a piece to take home," you say and Death lets you go home with pie.

4 Comments

  1. Chaz Dec 04 2017 @ 13:21

    Pie or Death. A variant of Cake or Death. http://foldingstory.com/o7p7s/1a8mde/

  2. SlimWhitman Dec 05 2017 @ 13:36

    ... or maybe it was pie AND death!

  3. LunaSta Dec 08 2017 @ 02:34

    I never expected the story to be like this. Wow, thanks everybody for the folds!

  4. SlimWhitman Dec 10 2017 @ 05:16

    Yeah, thanks Chaz for a great continuation!

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