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The best way to end the day is with a nice

  • The best way to end the day is with a nice warm glass of...
  • vodka splashed with a slight hint of mt dew. It really helps to screw up your thoughts before trying to
  • As I was very nervous about the next day i thought to myself lets not remember tonight. lets have a pizza party with all my gal pals
  • This right here is an amazing coping skill.
  • The skill of crying in your truck, eating unhealthy amounts of food and falling asleep. Only to wake up and realize all you needed was a snack and naptime!
  • It is really refreshing to wake up full and ready for the day.
  • I then proceeded to grab my coffee and walk out the door.
  • When I was walking to my car I slipped and fell and broke my skull. There was blood everywhere. Absolutely ridiculous.
  • You find yourself floating above this crumpled body. Was that you? Yes of course it is, the shattered remnants of skull and grey matter were splayed about and started slithering.
  • You have made a rookie mistake yet again. Medusa cannot be killed by force alone. You have simply scattered the snakes of her hair. Take your battle stance and try again.

1 Comments

  1. Woab Jan 26 2020 @ 11:47

    Nice ending, JPaul!

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