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Damn. Pau Gasol is sooooo se-xxxyyyy. Mmmmmm...

  • Damn. Pau Gasol is sooooo se-xxxyyyy. Mmmmmm... Sus bolas de regate son como la poesía en el movimiento. Creo que estoy enamorado. Go Lakers!
  • ¡Es cierto! Y también he oído que puede gotear dos bolas a la vez. Creo que mucha gente pagaría dinero por ver eso.
  • No more Spansih!
  • Por que? Lo siento por mis palabras de espanol
  • pero solamente conozco algunos de las palabras. No puedo hablar o escuchar muy rapidamente. Quieres un cerveza? Yo quiero ir a la playa y beber cerveza con las chicas bonitas. Que
  • me chupan la verga todas! Orale, que esta passando aya?" He died before he could learn that the Spanish Armada had just detonated a nuclear temple buster on Tenochtitlan. Serpent
  • skins, tainted by the radiation, grew into disgusting zombie snakes that terrorized the population. Sounds like a shitty movie starring racist stereotype Samuel L. Jackson. Sadly,
  • he is laughing all the way to the bank. Sadly. Meanwhile, the zombie snakes had slithered into West Umbrage and taken over the Cathedral of Saint Molecule. Dozens of zoologists
  • were invited to the baptism to name the converted zombie snakes. All fidgeted thru Molecule's sermon, but at the mention of "afterlife" the snakes cheered & showed appreciation by
  • Playing a jolly tune, hypnotising the townsfolk and getting them to dance. This was, however, too close to speaking in tongues, so snakeskin boots sold well at the next church sale

3 Comments

  1. WhatTheFox Sep 18 2019 @ 12:32

    Que?

  2. ToastMech Oct 06 2019 @ 11:18

    this is so odd

  3. LordVacuity Oct 06 2019 @ 22:03

    It isn't the church I go to but I would have bought a pair of those boots.

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