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In marigolds appareled, he entered the throne

  • In marigolds appareled, he entered the throne room of the Lizard Lady Queen. "You know that I don't like marigolds," she snapped. "Now put some clothes on." Gurfo Mettra disc
  • arded the petals. Her comments stung but he refused to let the Lizard Lady see. Gurfo Mettra instead offered her a plateful of appetizers. "Crickets a la carte, my Queen?"
  • She could see his gills pulsing in irritation & enjoyed yanking his tail."You know I'm chitin-intolerant. Get me fresh frog hearts & live giant worms." "But m'Lady" Gurfo stammered
  • "there's no Thai on tonight's menu. I can get Her Ladyness pickled frog legs or fried eel, but... wait! It's All-U-Can-Eat Friday down at the Roach Roast. Does that work for you?"
  • he asked. "How dare you suggest All-U-Can-Eat for Her Ladyness. You know how gassy she can get. Get her the pickled legs. TOAD legs. Don't you know she's allergic to frog?!"
  • Mr. Frog and family burped daily outside when visitors came or went. Itvwa Mr. Frog and family had a safe haven outdoors, where one only heard them burping as visitors came.
  • Mr and Mrs Frumplebottom were unaware of the new additions as they walked to the entrance. The froggy noises startled them. "Ew, maybe you should have passed on seconds, Dear."
  • "I can't rightly send my wife out to a duel without a second. I would get drummed right out of all of my clubs regardless of the outcome." He'd been sure they were near the house b
  • -oy, who would have no doubt been impressed, but the boy was no-where to be found. "Confound him," thought the Col., "I was sure he'd volunteer to be my wife's second in the duel."
  • He grabbed his son by the shoulder. "Have you ever held a gun?" His son didn't understand. "Good luck," said the col., passing his small gun and pushing his son onto the field.

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