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The 21st century is characterized by the

  • The 21st century is characterized by the ubiquitous presence of technology in everyday life. New generation students are surrounded by computer related instruments and will
  • find themselves parenting children as alien to them as you were to us. Battery paint would render even the most analog digital. A spoon to count scoops, rolls to count wipes.
  • Academics speak of "constructs" and "signal degradation," as if we owe gigahertz to them. What is loyalty but a chemical reaction? The tree seals the spots where it discards leaves
  • with dominos. Yes, the domino effect is very true, but not in the way you may think with communist spread; the only domino effect is THE TREE DOMINOS. TEA WAS ALWAYS
  • SWEETENED WITH SUGARY DICE AND DOMINO TREACLE. Communist spread on the other hand tasted of the sweat of the proletariat, kind of like vegemite.
  • Democratic dip, although the people's favoured choice, tends to spoil quickly with its tendencies towards corruption, but nothing can compare to the taste of anarchy.
  • Anarchy tasted of freedom, and although it's consistency tended to break the Fritos (if you will), it made a fine topping for baked potatoes or chimichangas. Monarchy, however, was
  • stuff you found in that yellow translucent dish with the green lid that was left at the Parish picnic on Sunday. Is it bad?
  • Actually, No, it tastes very good. " What was it?" I asked as I tried it. "Human Excrement" he replied. " Wha...
  • t???" I yelled. "Oh, it's all excrement" he giggled, and I saw he too was excrement. The walls stank, the house tooted, the city a protein memorial. The God-Shit beamed down at him

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