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Esta es la historia de un artefacto encontrado

  • Esta es la historia de un artefacto encontrado en un desván, que resultó ser una máquina del tiempo.
  • That's what I told her. And it worked, the greatest pick up line in history and I had no idea what it meant. I started to wonder though, so I went to my spanish friend's house and
  • explained to him what had happened. He told me that in order to gain a deeper understanding I must cross the three golden rainbows and skip across the enchanted oilseed rape field.
  • I could tell immediately he'd been smoking pot again. "Dammit, Steve, I thought you'd quit after the incident with the police car and the llama?" Steve laughed and began to
  • smoke some more pot. "You can't fol me, bro! I know you just want some of m pot!"
  • He replied, "Wow, you really are high. I don't smoke pot, you idiot! Not only am I clean, but I'm better than you." The non-junkie then slapped around the pothead and punched him
  • inside of a videogame. The non-junkie did not have the courage to enact any of this out in real life, but needed to deal with his emotions somehow. He decided that
  • the best thing to do would to dress up as one of the characters out of his favorite video game and make his life the video game, this involved a lot of
  • cosmetic surgery. He would need to raise a considerable sum of money to cover his many dangerous and unnecessary procedures. His plan was to kidnap the beloved dog of the foremost
  • Mystery Inc.! However, his plan went awry, like many plans do. In prison, sometimes you can hear him yell, "If it weren't for those meddling kids, and that stupid dog!"

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