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I have been a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's

  • I have been a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza for so long. But I am in danger of being stuffed into a suit by the animatronics.
  • As Foxy speeds towards the door I slam it shut and hear a metallic screech I scream when I see Chica at the other door and slam that shut too.
  • I put my back to the door and slid to the ground. I began sobbing and buried my face in my hands; I was just like the rest, another mindless drone, writing "Five Nights" fanfiction
  • in the dark solitude of my cold-water flat. I had dreams once - but those dreams had been consumed like dry leaves in a fire; consumed by fucking animatronic furries. Time to die.
  • I let the note drift out of my hand theatrically and closed my eyes waiting for the fire to engulf me. But the f&cking animatronic furries put it out with cold water from the bath.
  • These Ray Harryhausen rejects ticked and tocked buckets sloshing tepid soap-clouded bathwater to the flames.Their shadows danced on the wall and my note, wet on the floor, blurred
  • my message into incoherency. My only way out was to disguise myself as one of them and make a break for it, once outside. Luckily, they were too dumb to notice. A storm was brewing
  • some rough horse hides out behind the latrines. The smell of hides, shit & piss, and rain suddenly fell away as overall there hung a sharp stench of corruption and tomato kechup.
  • My mouth watered as I recognized those delicious scents. It was a trap, I felt sure, and yet I could not resist. Inching out from my hiding place, I spotted the Golden Arches. OMG!
  • It WAS a trap. The sign was a misprint. It read “Golden Arches.” What they meant was “Golden Archies.” Archie, Betty, and Jughead took orders and sang “Sugar, Sugar.” I was pissed.

1 Comments

  1. Woab May 15 2019 @ 15:58

    Restaurants are Heck.

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