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"Foldy pants foldy pants, and you like baline

  • "Foldy pants foldy pants, and you like baline ball buddy." "Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well same to you buddy!"
  • The inane ravings of this lunatic were recorded for use in training psychiatric students. Suddenly a herd of mutated wilderbeasts with cat AIDS jumped onto a whales back. The whale
  • was super paranoid. The whale would be trapped by extreme over-cautious vigilance, it wouldn't sink, it wouldn't float, it wouldn't move, the herd of wilderbeasts with cat AIDS on
  • the beach were fast approaching and I couldn't make sense of the increasing insanity surrounding me. The beached whale would die soon if we didn't act, but we couldn't pull it from
  • the shore until the next tide rolled in. We formed a bucket brigade determined to keep her hide moist. It was a whale of a job and we almost achieved our goal but
  • the sea proved to be angry at our attempts to vex her in such a dastardly manner. She raised herself into a wave topping 50 feet high & slammed herself onto the pier, demolishing a
  • ferris wheel and a slew of bumper cars. “Ha! Those rides weren’t any good anyway!” said Bo with scorn. That REALLY angered the sea. This time she became a 100-ft wave and took aim
  • at Bo’s scrotum and banged the shit out of his testicles, but Bo simply snorted in a high-pitched voice, crying, “I was born a Pisces.” The sea parted and Bo paraded in victory.
  • ..albeit painfully...through the parted waves. Then, without warning, one of Bo's nuts fell to the ocean floor. Bo bent to retrieve it, but not before Mary Mermaid scooped his nut
  • And fashioned it into a lovely necklace. Bo loved it, though, so he grew a goatee to go with it and frollicked through the hills, singing "the hills are alive, but not my nutsack"

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