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The manager wanted to take it one higher,

  • The manager wanted to take it one higher, and convinced Newt to appear as Mr. Newton McGrinch for the Xmas show. Comedy & Calamity was preprogrammed when Robin Williams heckled
  • himself hyper-stupid. Whacky fluid build up caused Robin Williams' neck to swell like a rubbery mumu and it merged with Newt Gengrich's overabundant forehead flesh creating
  • something godawful that nobody outside of the Grand Ol' Opry would ever wish to see. But see it we did and it has haunted us now for going on 4 generations. On the other hand,
  • had we not been exposed to it, we might not have developed our passion for patchwork dresses and Jeb Hats, which made quite a penny for the local seamstresses. But fads pass, and
  • what once was old becomes new again. That was the sales pitch for the new fashion line Amish Revelation. It bombed with it's target audience, Plain Folk, but was a smash with New H
  • an Solo fans, who appreciated the clothing line's 'rustic yet ill fitting' charm. Even the least popular item, a spandex Han face mask, sold for over 20 rupees. Gregory decided tha
  • T, circa 2016, spandex masks were damaging to morale. Unless you were on the front line and were injured. That happened a lot less than before the nukes were created. Touch wood!
  • The grubs of progress and adventure woke you each morning to get get you into the battle of existing....sometimes that bitch just was out to kill you.
  • Other times, the grubs just wanted to gnaw on your brains make you docile and easy pickings for the
  • moles living under my house. This is the very reason I breed grubs & moles, after all. Then I'll harvest your liver for the pate' I'm making for Christmas Eve. Happy Holidays!

2 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Dec 02 2018 @ 09:25

    Six Christmases later... 'What once was old is new again."

  2. Woab Dec 06 2018 @ 16:18

    Hope you're having a good one, Prof!

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