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BLOG ENTRY 1984.05.20,13:00: Victory cigs

  • BLOG ENTRY 1984.05.20,13:00: Victory cigs sux. Love is war? LOL. Thought popo 2+NG. Big Bro BFF? Not! :)
  • This blog entry was in 1984 but it say "love is war LOL" I don't know buy was "lol" a thing back than I don't this all seem a little bit odd to him, thentire thing seemed a bit too
  • grammaticritically conformist compost me? 1984 is 2014, i am write, know? George or well any other DFW (depressing futures writer) can't lol his way out of a kittylitter mountain.
  • " I pinched the bridge of my nose. The computer was definitely broken and that meant I was stuck in orbit with Dr. Gel, Admiral Perry's head-headhunter on my tail. There was only
  • enough room in the ship's escape pods for three people and the Hyper Space Ship Helre had a crew of five. Two of us weren't going to make it out alive and would be ripped apart by
  • space crocs or whatever it was that we'd seen out of the porthole. The engineer was a largely disposable robot, but we still needed to decide which of the 4 humans to leave behind.
  • A boy genius, a pilot, a doctor, and me -- which of us should be sacrificed? It was a tough call, but the entire space mission was at stake. Our robot engineer suggested "Why not
  • all of us?" Wait a nanosecond. "Robot, when you calculated how many of us could fit in the escape pod, did you count yourself In the escape pod or Out?
  • " The robot thought about this until smoke emerged from his hatch. "Excuse me," he muttered before adding, "I had assumed that the escape pod was only for humans and that I would

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