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Deep breaths, each one successively deeper,

  • Deep breaths, each one successively deeper, widened the berth given to him by those around him. The herd could smell a stampede and were spreading for safety. He could barely hide
  • his growing bald spot under that baseball cap he always wore. Flustered and hyperventilating, he walked into the office building and whipped out his asthma inhaler as he
  • screamed, "because I am holding a thermal detonator!" The office workers screamed. Until there was just the laughter of Cindy, the obese assistant manager. She said, "This
  • Idiot said he's holding thermal underwear!". Cindy laughed at inappropriate points and had a hearing impairment, which combined made her
  • about as coherent as a raccoon doing stand-up comedy. "Have you heard the one about the skunk with white sunglasses? It's a hoot!" The animalia jokes were flying fast and furious
  • before the door was flung open by a well groomed skunk with white framed aviators and a large violin case. The mood in the room changed instantly. The skunk began to
  • hump the cat who he thought was a skunkette but was really a cat with a stripe of white paint down it's back. Then things really got weird. Two alligators and an orangutan
  • had been toking hard while watching the show and now the alligators were getting the munchies. Their furry friend looked an awful lot like a baked ham in their bloodshot eyes.
  • They began to leer at the "snack" on the couch from under their nictitating membranes. How could they convince their furry friend to baste himself in barbeque sauce
  • and climb down one of their throats? One of the nagas knew. A mere quick stare at the mammal later, and the clever snake had the meal marinated and squirming down his gullet! Yum!

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