A Cocker Spaniel, a Shih-Tzu, a Wiener Dog,

A Cocker Spaniel, a Shih-Tzu, a Wiener Dog, a Newfoundland Dog, and Sven the Police Dog where making the rounds in the Tensta, when the ran into a pack of

very large rats dressed like dogs. The Cocker Spaniel, a Shih-Tzu, a Wiener Dog, a Newfoundland Dog, and Sven the Police Dog approached them very slowly. Sven gave the Weiner Dog t

-he finger, which is an extremely difficult gesture for even a police dog to perform, so the Weiner Dog knew that Sven was trying to piss him off enough to fight the rat-dogs.

The Weiner Dog chuckled darkly. Him and the rat-dogs had a deal. They would posture and growl at each other and then theyd all jump Sven

. It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those yapping pups in his backyard. The pups signaled to Sven that something was amiss. Thwarted again, the Wiener and Rat Dogs

returned to their bun-shaped beds. At last, Brian the Confused Mail Clerk™ had some peace and quiet. He liked dogs, but not incessant barking. His apartment walls were paper-thin,

but he had pretty good psychic skills thanks to his mother and her mother, so whenever he needed to he could shut the dogs and the neighbors up. Brian still misdelivered the mail

, a skill that needed some bugs worked out, but he was determined to perfect the art. Brian would visualize his worst enemies standing on every doorstep, launching the morning news

"Good morning Pasadena. Today is Saturday March 30th 2024. Our top story this morning involves Voodoo in the barrios. It's 67 and partly sunny. Here's the forecast.

Looks like there will be two inches of "snow" and a hail of bullets. We are in the barrios after all, but there is also a chance of clouds with a chance of meatballs. Good night.