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Are we not elves?

  • Are we not elves?
  • No we are dwarfs, so you are dwarfs we are elves. Well you can have my axe and you can have my beard you can't have my gold.
  • The dwarfs all had an ax, while the dwarves each carried a huge axe. Things didn't look pretty for the elfs, who had only staffs, so they ran to the elves to borrow their staves.
  • The dwarves yelled, wielding axes "The dice are cast, prepare to die!" The elves yelped, weaving staves "The mice are cast, prepare to mie!"
  • But what neither army expected was that they had been drawn into a trap! Both the elves and dwarves fell prey to the arrows of an unseen foe, lurking in the shadows.
  • As the shadow advanced on the beleaguered armies, a spaceship the size of a small city crashed nearby, blowing everyone off their feet. Soon, a Draenei emerged. "How do you crash a
  • spaceship that is equipped with Tesla's Anti-Crash technology?! How?!" The barely conscious Draenei waved his psuedo-hands in a shrug then pointed an appendage at Amanda Bynes. She
  • Stared blankly and replied "Please don't point your appendage at me." "Oh, sorry." Draenei replied, tucking it away. "Never mind how it crashed. What's of upmost importance now is
  • that we got the appendage out of your pocket and re-attached successfully," said Dr. Goodfeel at the hospital, hours later. Draenei breathed a sigh of relief. He and his bride
  • would have to wait 6 weeks for the swelling to subside before consummating the marriage; in the end, his severed member may have saved him since his bride ran off with the surgeon.

3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman May 20 2020 @ 07:28

    Weird, I read "sturgeon". "She ran off with a sturgeon", now that would be something...

  2. Jimbeau May 20 2020 @ 10:22

    Can I have a mulligan? The bride ran off with Preston Sturgeon (Preston Sturges?).

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