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Another day of luckless job-hunting left

  • Another day of luckless job-hunting left Morraine depressed and frustrated. She had the education and the experience, and her asking salary was very reasonable, she thought.
  • The most likely reason for Morraine's unsuccessful job hunt was the accumulation of unconsolidated glacial debris that formed at the corners of her mouth when she spoke. Every time
  • she interviewed for a job, her mouth would become as dry as cardboard, and equally as appetizing. Who would hire a chef like her, especially with her
  • reputation for throwing knives when the kitchen got in the weeds. It's good TV when Ramsay does it, but she wanted to work in a real kitchen and she needed confidence. She popped
  • into the TV studio. "I'm your next food host. Give me the job, dammit!" The xanax was kicking in. The head of the board smiled. "You must first make a dessert with these,
  • you have 5 minutes". They lifted a cheese bell to reveal a vanilla pod, two mangosteen, and an active termite mound. He adjusted his chefs hat and grasped his handheld blender
  • and said, "Who's ready for Margarita Madness?!?!" His hand held blender shot out cold buckets of Margarita's on the kindergarteners. The Jimmy Buffet burst through the wall
  • , but the Kool-Aid Man had beat him to it. Jimmy Buffet shattered him with a ukulele, sending a deliciously lethal combo of kool-aid and broken glass at the margarita-soaked kids.
  • The result was devastating and after that combination no one was left standing. Until this day, tales are told of the legendary Kool-Glass mixture. The question is
  • what had happened to the watch I'd had crammed up my ass? It just disappeared! That watch was for my son, what would take it from me now? I curse the day I found that mixture.

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