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My cactus flower ice cube is made with dew

  • My cactus flower ice cube is made with dew collected from Atacama flowers. I recommend enjoying it with Pisco puro & this one's the wreck of the Titanic made from actual seawater
  • But really, I know the best dish is made from the leaf of a banana tree.
  • So imagine my dismay when I was presented with a mish mash of rotting deciduous vegetation. I decorated my cocktail with a sycamore leaf, calling it 'Sex on the Electric Blanket'
  • but I didn't think I could finish it. So I started making offers to passing patrons. "Sex on the Electric Blanket, anyone?" The bartender set out a bowl of foraged mushrooms.
  • He felt sure that their psilocybin content would convince people to have sex on his blanket, but instead they just giggled and reported seeing Hindu gods playing flutes in the
  • open fields of poppy encircling the Golden Palace of the 7 Thieves. The fungus-fueled high, they announced, allowed them to see past any pedantic understanding of the space-time
  • Cities that evolved some 3-1/2 years after the first line was folded. The seventh folder was invited into thecGolden Palace of The 7 Thieves and saw how meditation allowed one to
  • decipher the chicken scratchings of the Sixth Folder. I gather I’m to impart to the Eighth that we’re in the Golden Palace of the 7 Thieves and we’ve seen how meditation allowed us
  • to relax and get our heads right so we could pursue the 7 Thieves’ lifestyle. So, how about murder, Mr. or Ms. Final Folder? How much meditation will we need to accomplish that?
  • NONE! (Swish -- GASP! -- UGH! -- Slash -- OW! Wait a min- -- Ohhhh! -- Snap -- Whimper ----- Whimper -----Sigh..........clunk) (Heavy breathing....footsteps running away....)

2 Comments

  1. lucielucie May 17 2018 @ 03:27

    Sex on the Electric Blanket - my favourite cocktail, made with equal parts whisky and Vicks menthol rub.

  2. SlimWhitman May 18 2018 @ 03:15

    Thanks for saving my icecubes, LL.

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