Lars was burnt in Fife, Washington, and braised
- Lars was burnt in Fife, Washington, and braised as a Boy Scout. He groped his eleventh disc-jockey for his pukey radio station at the age of 13 after which
- he played madlibs alone on the internet and bathed himself in vodka and a celebration of hallucinogenics. The disc jockeys appeared one after another, apologizing while touching
- him in naughty places - the kind they warned you about in kindergarten. But he didn't care anymore. He didn't
- listen to figures of authority anyway. He would show them exactly who was in charge by sending a
- chopper gunner to destroy them.
- The chopper gunner got shot down by Elmo in a tiger-camo jumpsuit with a China Lake.
- Then micheal jackson came out of the grave and chased after elmo. Then
- elmo mistook michael jackson as a bear and screamed. but michael wanted to apologize and later became bestest friends.
- Then Barney came and started attacking Elmo. Barney was screaming how could elmo have betrayed him. Then dora flew in on a jet pack and went physco. Then her cousin diego shot
- Elmo in the head - Diago, Dora and Barney cheered. Suddenly, Katy Perry appeared. Greif-stricken, she held Elmo's limp frame and sobbed, "You were hot, now you're cold" :'(
- Started
- 2010-12-13 19:23:44
- Finished
- 2011-01-18 16:58:44
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