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I love to eat lemons in the spring time

  • I love to eat lemons in the spring time
  • They plump up my lips, all nice and juicy. Hmmmm....lemons...
  • I'll squeeze them and make some lemonade. How does that sound, Lemon Pie?
  • "Lemon annihilator! Citrus fruit abuser! Tart fruit torturer!" Lemon Pie was BESIDE herself. I tried to calm her, stroking her meringue whirls and palpating her pie crust
  • , all the while thinking about how this sounded like sour grapes from a second banana to me. "Orange you glad you have me here to zest up your a-peel?" Lemon Pie screamed again,
  • and I re-torted, "I'd be lime if I said no." I hoped Lemon Pie would laugh at that one, but it only grimaced and, after a long silence, lectured "You said that in the wrong key." I
  • felt my lips pucker when my little brother called her a "sour tart" right to her face. Lemon Pie said she'd citrus down in the corner for that remark. "Lime not going anywhere!"
  • "You fruit!," someyummy in the class yelled behind her back. "You bunch of grapes should be grapefuit you even have a place to be taught about the squeeze our people have been in!"
  • Someyummy stood up holding the floor plan for organic and conventional produce. The grapes had been wrongly placed in organics by an overtired employee doing returns. Now they were
  • under stocked in snozzleberries right at the peak of the snozzleberry festivities. The snozzleberries they did have did not taste that snozzleberryish. They tasted like wallpaper.

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