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He was a small town loser who stayed up late

  • He was a small town loser who stayed up late at night thinking of becoming a "vigilante" and taking back the streets. But he was also paralyzed from the neck down.
  • He and his gang of quadriplegic thugs rolled down the sidewalk in their pimped up chariots, terrorizing the "shufflers" in the neighborhood. Someone needed to stand up to the Gimps
  • , but all they could really do was jut out their chins. The Quadriplegics parked their chariots behind the garage and conferred about what to do about the Gimps. Bob suggested
  • they perform a comedy sketch to the Gimps. The Quadriplegics agreed with Bob and started working on their costumes and makeup. The stage was set and the curtain raised
  • and you could hear Bob hold his breath while the audience started clapping. The youngest of the Quadriplegics group casually manoeuvered herself in the spotlight
  • And that was when the "brown bomber" emerged. Four years later the Quadeiplegics group held a reunion and joked about it. She was embarrassed!
  • How could she be here with this people? She wasn't one of them, she could walk again. She was a robot though so she couldn't be considered people no more. How could she connect to
  • Pleasure-o-tron and send me that sex tape? I'm glad that she did but I would never have expected that of her. Maybe a dick pic but not this. I had to look at her in another light.
  • When I managed to spot her standing under a streetlight I finally grasped what she really was, and my heart broke. I thought I had been the only one! I staggered blindly into a bar
  • removed my prosthetic leg and released my half smashed tentacles. Half human, half squidipuss I had finally found a mate. I proffered her the leg and with tears she accepted.

5 Comments

  1. Woab Apr 19 2017 @ 12:43

    Whoa... Quit licking Slim's brain, Rebbie!

  2. Rebbie Apr 19 2017 @ 14:05

    Noooo, don't make me! Give it back, the source of my power. Dang it! *Sobs*

  3. SlimWhitman Apr 19 2017 @ 15:20

    I've transferred my brain to a titan-glassed dome attached to a robbie-the-robot-type walking unit so no more licking for you Rebbie! But I will throw you this old bone... http://foldingstory.com/x10ru/

  4. Woab Apr 19 2017 @ 15:41

    The Mother of All Hippo Stories! I wish I'd been here in 2011 to participate that one!

  5. Rebbie Apr 19 2017 @ 16:59

    Not superpowers but, almost as good. It was at least Hippolicious even if it wasn't Hippocampus.

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