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"Hi, Y'All. Today we're making Black Strap

  • "Hi, Y'All. Today we're making Black Strap Molasses Bacon Cookie Pancake Butter Cream Puffs with a Bourbon Vanilla Fudge Twinkie sauce," gushed Paula Dean. Her eyes gleamed like
  • two deep fried candied apples, & her sugar dumpling breasts heaved as she laughed a cloud of powdered sugar. The kids screamed in delight as the boat flowed past her on Fudge river
  • To the Sea of Chocolate. There, it was a perfect Fudgeland refuge, with chocolate mansions and cars.the smell of fudge was everywhere. The Chocolate Snowman clan celebrated their
  • New liberation by melting the unbelievers and drinking them with marshmallows. The perfection soon became marred when the Candy cane clan invaded with birthday candle canons. And
  • sprayed eachother with whipped cream!
  • "Bite me, you little pumpkin pie!" she purred coquettishly. "You're the pumpkin pie!" he replied, so overcome with whipped cream that he couldn't think of anything better to say.
  • He lashed out with an orange fist, it connected with her face. "Ow!" she screamed. She responded with a swift kick to the crotchal area, inhibiting any further attack
  • Or so she thought. When the kick got to the crotch it never connected with anything throwing her off balance which her opponent had been waiting for. His orange fist was relentless
  • keeping in rhythm with the salsa music playing over the loudspeaker. His pants began to deflate slowly revealing a swirling black hole where a crotch should have been. His straw ha
  • t tipped backwards to reveal his true identity and true intention. "MHAHHA, Dorothy! You will NEVER return to Kansas! NOW do you understand??!!" And she was sucked into his hole.

2 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Jul 25 2017 @ 19:14

    WOAB! LOL!!

  2. Woab Jul 26 2017 @ 11:56

    Hee hee. This one's nuts.

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