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It was very early in the morning. The sun

  • It was very early in the morning. The sun had not yet reached its zenith and I was already out of bed and getting ready
  • for the Super-G final. The cold temperatures over night, combined with very little new snow had me worrying about which
  • girl I would call. One of them had a cute face but was kind of chubby. Perfect for a cold night, so I dialed up
  • her home number. She answered and when I told her who I was she told me I was way to ugly for her to talk to. Must be my
  • ridiculous beard. I knew the side burn straight to mustache look was the way I should have gone.
  • Instead, I went with the Kate Gosslin cut. Party in the front, business in the back and
  • and a "who gives a shit?" greasy nonchalance in between. But the look seemed to work with a black
  • eye and busted lip. Throw on an affliction t-shirt rather than the usual Ed Hardy and go hit the clubs. Everyone digs
  • up graves occationally. Why else are we all so pale? But seriously, this affliction shirt is so in tune with my emotions
  • it felt like a taser hit me on my balls

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