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The world, how does one describe it?

  • The world, how does one describe it?
  • "Corrupt, for one."I muttered to myself, throwing on my costume, black spandex and a pink helmet.And someone needs to fix it.That someone is me. By murdering all who get in my way!
  • "I am the night! I am the Human Chainsaw!" I wondered whether I should swap the pink helmet for a beret, but that turned out to be the least of my troubles when the black spandex
  • still smelled musky. Ah my real problem. The insurmountable problem, the black spandex
  • didn't breathe at all, and soon I was swimming in musky, dusky sweat. If only I hadn't eaten that onion and garlic sandwich for lunch. But it was too late now. I decided to use it
  • to my advantage and pushed a vampire hunter reality TV show to some Hollywood execs I had met in Tahiti. They loved it! My chronic garlic and onion breath was finally paying off.
  • The show was to be titled "Vampire Hunters" so the dumbed down masses would easily spot it. Reality TV needed short titles. People have shorter and shorter attention spans now!
  • I myself hardly have time to read the word "gui" any more, so I made it into a hit TV show starring the most obnoxious people alive. "Gui" would still be on TV now, except
  • once they became a regular part of the viewer's late nights the talent became less and less obnoxious which meant boring. So boring, in fact, that the viewers found their own lives
  • of watching boring TV was much more exciting than they had thought. Soon they started taking better care of themselves and letting the ones they loved know that they loved them.

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