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The thunder roared. No, this is not a Garth

  • The thunder roared. No, this is not a Garth Brooks song.
  • Sorry to disappoint you but ever since Garth was struck by lightning while riding his four-wheeler on the beach ...well he just hasn't been the same.
  • While Garth' s friends "tsk-tsked" about it behind his back, Garth was keeping a secret: ever since he'd been struck by lightning, he had supernatural powers. Now he enjoyed
  • long walks in the moonlight, full moonlight to be exact. Each full moon Garth would transform into a furry beast. When he woke up next morning he'd always forget what had happened.
  • Yes, Garth was a ware-hamster! One night, when the full moon was shining and Garth's transformation took place
  • amongst heaping piles of old shredded newspaper. The creature on the wheel attempted a growl but all that came out was a squeaky peep. Garth the were-hamster was
  • on the loose, squeaking and wrecking havoc wherever he went. Garth the were-hamster was not
  • immune to the call of The Wheel, so he stuffed seeds in his cheeks and boarded a flight to London to ride the one there. In his were-hamster form, Garth only weighed about 5 ounces
  • so he used his rodent form to slip undetected into the landing gear of the plane. Unfortunately for him, he forgot his tiny hamster oxygen mask. "Is this ferry wheel heaven?" he
  • asked a rat with blood red eyes. "The rat snickered whipping him with his spiked tail. "This is Hamster Hell. Your wheel helps generate the power to run heaven. Now get cracking!"

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