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The silent engines glowed like embers as

  • The silent engines glowed like embers as the craft rotated itself on the W-Axis to realign with its original slice-coordinates in four-dimensional space. It then coasted down
  • toward the black-hole, Flash Gordon nodded to captain Nemo, saying "Oh well, here goes nothing!" The last time they'd attempted this transdimensional morph they'd ended up in a g
  • -iant peach flying through the air talking to giant insects. They did the transdimensional morph. Captain Nemo and Flash Gordon were in a van, with a dog named scooby doo
  • Driving at the speed limit, since there were traffic light cameras everywhere. They took no chances. Scooby Doo was looking out the window looking at the giant insects. They waved
  • slowly, almost langorously. In the years since the Great Boom, human-insect relations had become exponentially friendlier than expected. Scooby Doo was a traditionalist, of course.
  • He just went with either "rorry raggy" or "rooby rack"? Since a giant talking cockroach was nolonger something to be scared of "Yikes" was nolonger an option.
  • So, up came the rabbit to chew away everything!
  • For a time it seemed the ravenous rabbit would have its way, but when we heard the decisive smacks of heavy wet flippers, we knew not all was lost. Det. Manatee
  • skidded around the corner leaving a smear of water on the linoleum floor. He flinged a boat propeller he had ripped off a passing fishing vessel at the assailant knocking him into
  • a small vat of oyster stew. Thinking quickly, he turned up the heat and stirred until his assailant was tender and throughly infused with the herbs. We ate well that night.

1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Sep 11 2017 @ 15:40

    Voila! Chef Manatee!

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