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If I start a story...

  • If I start a story...
  • I will be happy
  • i not
  • therefore, I have neither essence nor existence.
  • But that doesn't mean I'm not real! The great Carl Sagan once queried the difference between an invisible dragon and the lack of one. The only difference is a magical outlook on li
  • hola
  • ... and that was the end of that train of thought. So, then my evil twin came and took over the controls, and now we were staring down the barrels of our own blasters. Well damn, I
  • never realized how foxy I might be. Looking at my evil twin's face as we leveled our blasters at each other, I felt desire overcome hatred in my heart. Then he blasted me
  • right in my chest. I felt the pain going through my whole body and fell down in pain. After a couple of minutes, I realized that he had only shot me with a glitter bomb; my worst
  • cleaning nightmare realized. I clutched at my fading chest pain and wiped a hand over my face. “Great,” I muttered. “All I wanted in my life: endless glitter and sparkles”.

27 Comments

  1. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:17

    If I will be happy I will eat an ice cream

  2. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:18

    If will eat an ice cream i will be bored

  3. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:20

    If I'm bored, I will kill Laia

  4. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:22

    If I kill Laia, I will die.

  5. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:22

    Because i am black

  6. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:24

    If I am black, I will be in jail

  7. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:25

    If I am jail people will hit me

  8. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:27

    If people hit me i will go to the hospital

  9. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:28

    If I go to the hospital I will adopt a dog

  10. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:29

    If i adopt a dog it will bite me.

  11. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:30

    If it bites me I will become a mermaid

  12. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:33

    If i become a mermaid I will marry a Siren

  13. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:35

    If i marry a siren I will divorce

  14. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:35

    If I divorce I will live in Ohio

  15. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:36

    If I live in Ohio I will go to the school in Ohio and thats not good

  16. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:37

    Il will be angry because i will put a chaair in my head

  17. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:39

    If I put a chair in my head, someone will sit in my head

  18. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:39

    If I put a chair in my head, someone will sit in my head

  19. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:40

    If someone sits in my head, my head will blow up

  20. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:43

    If my head blows up, i will turn into a no-head human

  21. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:44

    If i turn into a no-head human, i will rule the world

  22. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:45

    If I rule the world I will improve bulgaria

  23. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:46

    If i improve bulgaria i will be a famous person

  24. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:47

    If I am a famous person, I will help people

  25. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:48

    If I help people I will become mr beast

  26. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:49

    If I become mr beast, I will run away

  27. bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:50

    If I run away, I will fall.

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