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I use oven cleaner and a brass-bristle brush

  • I use oven cleaner and a brass-bristle brush on mine until all the blackened crust and rancid oily residue solids are removed. Then, I gently dab it dry with a ShamWow Shammie.
  • Some of them are self-cleaning and leave only a little white ash at the bottom. That can be removed by a dirt devil, but I like to use those batteries for other things.
  • I think you can imagine what I save my batteries for. That's right, my self-contained coffee heater. If there's anything worse than lukewarm coffee, I have not encountered it.
  • Of course, I live in a bubble and have never left my hospital room. They made a story about my life Starring John Travolta. He hung with me to get the essence of bubble
  • baths right before going out to the disco. I especially appreciated his Battlefield Earth work. L. Ron Hubbard then appeared out of nowhere and
  • hmm... hmmm. my school is better. the grass is green and I have friends. I don't like TV
  • "What's wrong with you?" said Georgie. He brought out a gun and threw it in the air, catching it with skill. "My school is so much more exciting".
  • The mackerel were unimpressed. Their school stretched for miles across the ocean. He might shoot six of them, but the other 9 million would chew him till he was plankton sized. Ha!
  • But wait...what was that huge shiny object rising up over the horizon? The mackerel screamed in fishy horror as they were enclosed inside a giant tin, all 9 million of them. What a
  • catastrophe. They were all chanting,, yelling "I AM NOT DEAD. I AM NOT DEAD" there efforts were great. The packager almost heard them. But alas the lid closed and all of them died.

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