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I gasped for air as the water ran down my

  • I gasped for air as the water ran down my face, rivulets cutting paths down my skin. I had fazed out again, and now I had nearly drowned in the bath. This was all because of that
  • routine mission down in El Salvador a year ago. We'd been taken hostage for a spell and after being recovered I kept having these blackouts. I got out of the bath, and noticed a co
  • lon on the bath tiles. it was surreal because I could swear when I got into the bath it was a tilde. Tildes occured frequently in my El Salvador slashbacks but this punctuation was
  • hanging with The Ellipses and wreaking havoc on Señor Clause (the stress had rendered Sr. Clause commatose). As long as the runoff from my bath water didn't run off w/ the Run-Ons
  • -tar system. Chevy had created it to get into the pedestrian market. Run-Onstar was a helmet that people on foot wore that asked them if they locked their keys in their
  • Chevy, a really slick marketing tool if they didn't have one. Since I did, I could just sit there, rubbing the tired out of my eyes and
  • singing Pharrell Williams' Happy song in my head. I tried not to look happy, though. They had to believe I was sympathetic to the problem. So while I feigned concern, I was really
  • holding back the laughter threatening to bubble out of my mouth any second now. I pursed my lips tightly & frowned, but my body was convulsing. I shuffled my feet & turned away. OH
  • was calling. Corn fields and cows and... I spit a shower of saliva into the air, creating a rainbow that instantly calmed
  • my stomach and at the same time inspired me. I brainstormed and then sold my idea. In a nutshell, that's how Willy Wonka's famed anti-emetic Rainbow Drops came to be.

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