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I once had an awesome SNOW GLOBE! Then I

  • I once had an awesome SNOW GLOBE! Then I lost it.
  • it was a sad day when i lost my snow globe. i cried for months.
  • It was a really tragic event, but luckily I recovered with months of therapy.
  • But all the money spent in therapy caused my mortgage to default and I was back on the streets. But I was kind of glad. Like my therapist says,
  • "everything happens for a reason."
  • but only in snowglobes, because the only thing that happens there is the snow "falls", and the reason for that is someone shaking the snowglobe
  • Those were the rules and he knew his minutes were numbered. There were seven kids in the store and one of them would pick it up. Trapped, he began building a fort from the fallen
  • paper plates that had fallen from the box above. Then he bagan to eat
  • ravenously. As if this was the last platter of franks and beans he would ever see. When he finished he returned to the food line to thank the ladies for laying out
  • on the buffet table nude. One of them removed her crude pasties, made of paper coffee filters cut like snowflakes. She folded them & tucked them into his shirt pocket. He burped.

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